Friday, November 30, 2007

mind the gap

Again, not up to doing much except looking around ...
following my visit many weeks ago to the Turbine Hall and seeing 'the crack' as it is now being called on its opening its fun just see what is being written about it some weeks later;
here's some interesting comments:

It was supposed to raise issues of desolation and destitution in contemporary society, a jagged, violent fracture driving through the heart of Tate Modern's Turbine Hall. Yet Doris Salcedo's Shibboleth has become, as Adrian Searle so accurately predicted, entertainment. Known as "the crack" - thanks to that banal knack the media have of nicknaming some of the city's most challenging and experimental works - it has come under scrutiny not for its controversial social and political agenda, but for the issues it raises about the way we view art.So far 17 visitors have apparently suffered minor injuries while inspecting Shibboleth, and it's this that has generated much of the press coverage about the work. Yet it isn't just the general public who are left with bruises: the Tate, the media imply, are either cold-hearted aesthetes - viewing crippled visitors as simply the collateral damage of great art - or irresponsibly naive. I am not going to talk about the apparently inevitable stupidity of some members of the general public (put a hole in the ground and someone will eventually fall into it). Let's just take that as a given. What's interesting here is the problematic approach we have to the art object itself.
Those visiting art institutions expect a certain level of security - by that I mean signs that say 'Don't Touch' and gallery guards. It is an irritating but inevitable part of the gallery-going experience. We often behave in art institutions as we would in a church: in an atmosphere of deference, hushed whispers and silenced mobile phones. It is an atmosphere perpetuated by the institutions themselves and designed to increase the magnitude of the art object - this extraordinary, almost otherworldly act of expression that we are here witness. The
Turbine Hall is a different kind of place, teeming with people, information points, telephones and an ATM. There is a vibrancy about the space that generates debate - it's the only place outside the classroom that I have found where my students are not inhibited in expressing their opinions. It is the kind of place where art needs to be, yet rarely is.
Public art is too often confined to places that are relatively inaccessible - on a deserted hilltop, a roundabout, a plinth, or submerged into the general hubbub of city life. The Turbine Hall is unique in being a public space designed specifically for art. Where else could Salcedo create such an installation? And where else could we have such freedom of access?
Enough
silly-story carping about injuries: we should celebrate the rare opportunities we have to physically explore a work of art and rack up the sprained ankles to our lack of experience.
source: Guardian arts
THE huge crack in the middle of the Tate Gallery has become a seedy hangout for tiny, drug-abusing Borrowers, the Daily Mash has learned.

Det Sgt Helen Barnes on the look out for Borrower drug gangs

More than a dozen visitors to the central London exhibit have fallen into the crack only to be beaten and robbed by heroin-crazed, three-inch junkies.Known simply as 'The Crack' among the capital's Borrower community, the 580ft long artwork was once a thriving thoroughfare for the miniature people until a visiting art history professor accidentally dropped a small plastic bag filled with cocaine."Very quickly the whole neighbourhood was awash with the stuff and it wasn't long before the dealers and the hardened criminals moved in," said Wayne Hayes, a Borrower outreach worker."It's very dangerous to venture in there after dark. Tiny drive-by shootings are commonplace and every street corner is occupied by gangs of incredibly small prostitutes."Police believe that organised gangs of Borrowers are forcing rich tourists into the crack either by tying their shoelaces together or baiting the widest sections with Brussels paté."Why else would so many of them have fallen in?" said Superintendent Bill McKay. "It's not as if they're all complete morons."
source: the Daily mash
further thoughts on how it was made - a long read but some interesting thoughts, I particular like the final one, each has been done in a different colour to make scan reading easier!!
And the crack is big. It starts as a tiny hairline fissure in the concrete floor, beneath a wastepaper bin (is this significant? Reader, we confess: we do not know) up at the hall's western entrance, gradually widening and deepening as it descends in a crazy zigzag, with branches shooting off here and there, until it disappears under the wall at the other end. At its widest it is maybe 10 inches across; at its deepest it is maybe a three-foot crevasse.
There has, obviously, been a great deal of speculation about the origins of the crack. The artist herself has let it be known that it took her a year to create and five weeks to install, and that bits of it were air-freighted across the Atlantic, but has refused absolutely to reveal her precise method. "What is important is the meaning of the piece; the making of it is not important," she says, adding that the work is "bottomless" and "as deep as humanity".
A spokeswoman for the Tate says firmly that it will never divulge how the piece - the eighth in its annual Unilever series of works commissioned specially for the Turbine Hall - was made. "The artist and Tate are not going into great detail other than to say we opened up the Turbine Hall floor in order to create a cavity," a spokeswoman says. "The work was made with utmost precision according to drawings by the artist, and nothing was accidental."

The press, for its part, reckons "concrete sections were lowered into a trench" (the Daily Telegraph), or that the artist "dug into a 'false' floor sitting on top of the original" (the Times). The Independent speaks of "realistic mouldings" and "visible fabrication".

No one, in short, has the slightest clue. Time to call in the experts.

Graham Merton, managing director of Eaton Gate, a prestige building firm operating at "the top end of the domestic refurbishment market", stands four-square across the fissure and rubs his chin. "What I reckon," he says, "is that they dug some of the old floor out - look, that slab there is definitely different, that's the original floor over there. It needn't have been much, maybe just 20 or 30 centimetres. Then replacement slabs were cast in a workshop somewhere, with the cracks already in them, and laid in situ. And where it gets deep down there, they could actually have dug down into the earth with a mechanical tool, and applied a hard slurry finish. No reason why not. But it's certainly impressive."

Ferhan Azman, an award-winning Turkish-born architect with lots of experience in concrete, kneels to probe the crack's sides. "Isn't it great?" she asks. "It works as art for me. It's about how our physical environment affects us. Look how wary, how destabilised you feel in a building with a great big crack down the middle. Anyway, it looks like they've taken a layer off the top here, and then in-filled with pre-cast pieces. It's not that mysterious. There'd be no problem digging down; with a building like this you could go on for ever without undermining its foundations."

Denis Ryan of TM Ryan & Sons casts the experienced eye of a south London builder over the work. "I'd say," he ventures, "that they've dug quite a narrow but quite a deep trench here, probably not much wider than the crack itself, then dropped in narrow pre-cast vertical slabs, all made off-site, to form the sides. Then you use a levelling compound to disguise the joins and make it look like you've replaced an entire slab of the floor. Whatever they've done, it's clever. They've got three builders here and none of us can really agree on the technique."
They can agree on one thing, though: they would all get sued for it. "This is extremely dangerous," says Merton, who otherwise likes the crack a lot, saying it reminds him of "an earthquake, like a reminder to look after the planet, to remember that everything, even the most massive structures, may be at risk. Art should do that, shouldn't it? Challenge you, make you think." Professionally, however, he warns you could "easily break a leg here. I'd never be allowed to let a building out like this. Heels will go in, ankles will get twisted, lawsuits will follow. Health and safety-wise, it's a disaster."
Ryan concurs, but jokes that if he tells his clients people are now paying good money to see eight-inch-wide cracks in the floor, "soon everyone will be wanting one". It probably is good art, though, he reckons: "It's got everyone talking about it, hasn't it? That's the main thing."
Azman only hopes health and safety do not get their hands on it. "There's been so much removal of commonsense from our lives," she says. "People may say children can fall in, but children could fall into the river outside. You just have to tell them to be careful!"
So I thank our experts and head out into the rain, considerably wiser about the techniques of concrete construction but, it has to be said, still not entirely sure I know just how that crack got there.
Fortunately, at the end of the phone is Mr E.
Mr E is a builder who was working at Tate Modern on another project while Shibboleth was being installed, and although for contractual reasons he does not wish to be further identified, he is very happy to recount what he witnessed. So here's the answer ...
"They dug a dirty great trench about a yard wide and a yard deep," says Mr E, still lost in wonderment. "Then they brought in lorry-load after lorry-load of cement and poured it in, using 10-foot sections of what looked like carved polystyrene moulding to form the sides. Then a whole bunch of people lay down on their stomachs for about a week and finished it off with brushes. Looked bloody uncomfortable, I can tell you. It's about racism?
Can't see it myself, but I'm not much of a one for modern art. It was a pretty good trench, though. And one hell of a lot of cement. Good luck to 'em."

Thursday, November 29, 2007

best use of fast food

as per usual came across this, there are others like this but heh, the finished piece is good, especially as in our house ketchup is rationed!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

from man flu to hospital

Life is strange; earlier in a post I as talking about looking after my son who was poorly, we as you might of guessed, I ended up with the flu - much overused word, because the symptoms of flu are a lot more serious than the usual colds we get. So with aching bones, blocked/dripping nose I bundled myself of to bed armed with an assortment of pills, lemsips, honey and lemon drinks, closed the door and prepared myself for a few days lock down!
Lots of fluids later I started feeling chirpier - missed most of what happened over the weekend, Jo took JJ to QPR, they had grandpa over for a meal, did rugby training etc.
Monday morning, not 100% but thought I'd better get back to work - Swedish group over and I am going to be working with them both here and in Sweden, couldn't miss it really.
It at this stage, that I should mention that Jo pushed me into going back!!!
Driving into work was a very weird sensation; everything was a little woozy and every time I looked in the mirror or onto oncoming traffic I felt dizzy - this had been part of the 'flu' that I had suffered.
Anyhow, got into school, parked the car, felt like a crab walking across playground - sideways but forwards at the same time! Got into classroom and stumbled. My technician helped to my seat in my office, next thing; on the floor with someone telling me the ambulance was on the way!!
Ended up in A&E, lying on bed wearing one of those gowns that allows you to expose your bum and strangle you at the same time! 4 hours later, several tests and prodding by student doctors the results came in; I had a viral infection in the base of my brain and inner ears therefore no sense of balance.
As per usual, Jos mobile turned off so when called her school to inform her I was in hospital she replied instantly and collected me (she says sorry for making me go to work when I wasn't ready!)
currently, sitting in bed, popping pills, head spinning, back to square one.......

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Imagine BBC


following last nights program, I have had a closer look at some of the artists shown. One of these was Boo Ritson - basically the idea of actually painting somebody(rather like a form of body art but more abstracted) then taking a photograph of the person; which is the intended final outcome, appeals to me. A different approach to portrait painting? A gimmick? Who knows, but I like the results, the paintings seem to remove the personality of the individual and develop them into almost bland comic book representations with a twist of Auebach (only my opinion!)


Boo Ritson paints people, but not on canvas or on board – she literally coats people with paint. Presented as photographs, Ritson’s portraits are a double masquerade: her subjects coated in sticky disguise, and the documentary image a surrogate representation of the tangible painterly, sculptural, and performative qualities of work. By using photography Ritson capitalises on the associations of snapshot memory and filmic narrative, with each of her characters playing out readily recognisable stereotypes.
Bathed beneath the gooeyness of common household paint, Ritson’s subjects are transformed into athletes, cowgirls, and slot-jockeys. Highlighting the malleability of identity, Ritson’s impostors are rendered oddly totemic as the dripping contours of their wet ‘skins’ create a statuesque effect that’s equally stoically chiselled and insincerely plastic. Balancing between social masks and suffocating veneers, Ritson’s painted effigies stand as psychological animi; a sentiment epitomised in Godfather, where the eyes of her living model are exposed, giving a jarring humility to his hard man mafioso exterior.

info on artist (source: Saatchi online)

the chapman bros download


well as I said, went and downloaded 'money' - not very good piece by either of them. Thought I'd post it up so those who missed it can have a gander and if want, download from here. Still sketching out ideas for its transformation............ looking at it on the site they look crap, not sure if I'll bother

looks mighty fine to me!


saw this and immediately thought of my friends Oz and Ian who are at the moment exploring beard growing - each having several months growth and could possibly now find this item of clothing useful. What a hat, three in one - covers head, moustache and beard, excellent idea, look out for Santa this Christmas lads, you might find one in your stocking!!

chapman brothers.... need I say more!

tonight on tv - Imagine program on bbc - recorded it, managed to see 5 mins when I popped up from the shed - some great stuff, great art and then they focused on the chapman bros at the Frieze art show - for those new to the blog there are several postings about this during sept/oct.
anyhow, thought I would post link to bbc site where you can download your own chapman bros artwork, closes on Thursday 22nd - I'm gonna do my download in the morning - got some ideas of what I shall do with it!!!!
to download

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

wince - ongoing progress

ummed and arred about colour choice, sat in lounge and looked at Red Indian hanging on wall

I remember the time spent on this painting and it is still one of my favourites. The surface created by underpainting and applying several layers creates great depth (not visible in photo - as per usual!!!). The red used was one I mixed up some time ago, and as usual I store paint in old coffee jars, alas, it had become sticky and unusable. So I spent time mixing up another batch, the aim was to get close, which I managed. I have now applied the first red layer and have made some changes by adding more cadmium red to add a lighter hue/tone, I will see if this has been effective when next layer applied.
again - photo quality is poor......

just three words update... in motion!

since last postings managed to get an hour in the studio and go mad with brush and paint, managed to turn around 'grin smile laugh' almost to original starting point, happy with the use of white instead of the dark blue (although photo image looked brown - I am crap at photography, should get Rhysbaker to do the photography thing for me!

couple more layers of white me thinks. Still unsure about red lettering - do I keep red, if so, lighten/keep the same or darken? do I go back to the original white as intended - a lot more work and thinking, further updates tomorrow

Monday, November 19, 2007

three little words

Just managed to get on with some painting after day of looking after JJ
Had a re-think about current three little words - 'grin smile laugh' - decided to get back and work the background with white. Standing back, I'm happy with the first layer, it will need a couple more to cover the dark blue last painted. the element that I am really chuffed with is when you look closely you can see the under painting - in certain areas the reds and different blues show through.

Banksy again!! or is it?


just found this......

Suspicions have surfaced that underground artist Banksy may have infiltrated a spoof art competition in which the worst offering takes the spoils.

Judges of the Turnip Prize were alerted after unearthing a couple of none-too-subtle clues about one particular entry - it was suspiciously good and it was submitted by a mystery artist going only by the name 'Banksea'.
Under strict competition rules entrants hoping to walk away with the top prize must spend as little time on their "artwork" as possible.
But one of this year's contenders has a suspicious whiff of professionalism about it - and the judging panel are not impressed.
Left outside the home of organiser Trevor Prideaux in Wedmore, Somerset, the piece bears an uncanny resemblance to the work of the Bristol-born graffiti artist, Banksy
It shows a faceless figure holding a rocket launcher and firing a turnip over a pier and a emergency exit sign.
The notoriously secretive artist, who found fame with a series of politically-motivated paintings on city street walls, never confirms or denies if he is responsible for an artwork.
If it is a real Banksy it could be worth tens of thousands of pounds.
And therein lies the problem. The time and effort which has been invested in the artwork makes it a long shot for the coveted competition's top prize.
The Turnip Awards was created nine years ago to poke fun at the "pretentious" Turner prize and celebrates truly appalling art.
The winner of the 'trophy' a turnip nailed through a plank of wood, usually ends up in the hands of the entrant who has spent the least amount of time on it.
Mr Prideaux said he and his fellow judges would have to make a decision on whether to allow Banksea's effort into the competition.
"It does seem to be in Banksy's style and the fact it was left anonymously on my doorstep does add to the possibility that it could well be one of his," he said.
"But we do disqualify those who are perceived to have used too much effort.
"Someone has thought too much about this one and tried too hard. So for that reason it's not likely to win. The odds are very long on it.
"The judges will meet tonight to discuss the matter during the first round of the process."
The Banksea artwork is on display at the New Inn, Wedmore, where it faces stiff competition from a number of awful exhibits crafted by regulars at the pub.
They include Time Flies - a dead fly in an empty jar of thyme; Pay Per View -a blank piece of A4 paper from an artist called Blanksey; and Dog Gawn, which is simply a dog lead and a collar.
The winner will be announced on December 3 at the pub, before an audience of critics.

banal interlude

today was a day of nothing. My son JJ picked up a bug over the weekend, must have been bad as he missed rugby training yesterday morning. With Jo running a workshop at school it was left to me to look after him - sufferer of man flu child size!
spent the day crashed out watching a bit of tv, playing assorted boards games, making sure he was taking medicine and eating and drinking (all the things we know what to do, but get telephone calls reminding us!!!). Managed to recharge some my batteries - long and hard week/weekend (Sex Pistols, Archie Bronson outfit, rugby training, painting etc). took some time out to catch up on a bit of light reading - just about to start the 'time travellers wife' - passed onto me by Jo, have a feeling that some Jeeves and Wooster will be coming my way soon (eh Oz!).
So, as I was in that state of 'inbetweeness' I thought I would list the last five light reads, and me being me, thought I'd do it by pictures! so here goes.... not in any order (can't remember!)


Oh bother, lost the John Peel - will get that up soon

previous posting (on website)

following the toilet posts!!
nothing to do with toilet humour, but when art takes a pee!!
unusual urinals - more decorative than the ones I usually use and probably everyone else for that matter.

If you fancy spending a penny!! heres the link to where you can purchase them: urinal
Looking at some of them Iam reminded for certain artwork by Georgie O keefe

world toilet day

as some might of seen from previous posts, I have an interest in toilets (design) and toilet signs (graphical interest!). This is an actual day, spent a little time looking around and found out its backed by unicef .......
World Toilet Day has been declared to be on the 19th of November each year.

The purpose of having this day is to have people in all countries to take action, increase awareness of toilet user’s right to a better toilet environment, and to demand for it from toilet owners. As such, it is also the toilet user’s duty to contribute towards its also the toilet user’s
duty to contribute towards its maintenance, cleanliness and hygiene. The public marks the day to practice toilet etiquette, the restroom community-at-large celebrates with a new declaration for the forthcoming year.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

when art meets TV culture and advertising

just popped into the lounge and noticed a new christmas (its only november!!) advert by John lewis



one has to ask the question - did Tim Noble and Sue Webster have any part in this, did they help make it/direct? Or, did some advertising company visit the summer exhibition

I still prefer the orginal artworks by the above mentioned, I wonder how many people look at the advert and can see where it has possibly come from? judging by the comments made on youtube not many.

Here's possibly the influence: